Beginning to think the Cubs' billy goat curse has infected my fantasy baseball team as well.
Theoretically my lineup should be a killer. Statistically, it should be kick-ass.
Unfortunately, I throw the ball, they hit the ball (a lot).
I hit the ball, they catch the ball (even more).
Wish I had a solution.
I do know where there are some goats. Is a midnight sacrifice in order?
And so it goes.